1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
ESTJ - There are no pavements on this side of the road, so I ordered them to cross the road in the interest of their own safety.
ISTJ - The chickens crossed the road at exactly 3.30 pm, and took exactly 7 minutes and 45 seconds (measured from when the last chicken's rear feather left the edge of the concrete road).
ISFJ - It was God's will.
ESFJ - Oh poor thing they were going to be knocked down by a car, so I guided them across and even painted a route for them to follow and even stood by to make sure none of them left this designated route!
INTP - Theoretically, we cannot be sure that a chicken did even cross a road. How can we be certain?
INTJ - They probably think the grass is greener on the other side.
ENTJ - Because the chickens were messing up the plans for my highly efficient and productive farm on this side of the road, so I made them cross the road.
ENTP - Imagine if chickens keep crossing the road...this is an example of migration and climate change in action..speaking of which...
ESTP - Imagine if chickens keep crossing the road...free meat for me!
ESFP - Hahahaha oh yeah!
ISTP - Are their feathers stuck in my car's engine? Screw you.
ISFP - What beautiful chickens.
ENFJ - The chickens were fleeing from inhumane slaughterhouses on this side of the road. For the interests of humanity, we must stop these killing fields!
ENFP - Oh we can organize a welcome party for the chickens at the other side. Oh oh oh and we can interview them about their experiences...and oh oh we can....
INFP - The chickens did not feel valued, appreciated, and self-actualized on this side of the road.
INFJ - The chickens must have been feeling lonely, so if crossing the road makes him feel good, then that's all that matters. We must find out the root problem of their loneliness.
2. Different kinds of prayer
ISTJ: Lord, help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 11:41.23 a.m.
ISTP: Lord, help me to consider other people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive.
ESTP: Lord, help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though problems are usually NOT my fault.
ESTJ: Lord, help me to not try to RUN everything. But if you need some help, just ask.
ISFJ: Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me do it EXACTLY right.
ISFP: Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don't mind my asking).
ESFP: Lord, help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and dancing.
ESFJ: Lord, give me patience, and I mean RIGHT NOW.
INFJ: Lord, help me not be a perfectionist. (Did I spell that correctly?)
INFP: Lord, help me to be more morally pure.
ENFP: Lord, help me to keep my mind on one th- Look a bird! -ing at a time.
ENFJ: Lord, help me to do only what I can, trusting you for all the rest. But would you mind putting that in writing?
INTJ: Lord, keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be.
INTP: Lord, help me be less independent, just let me do it my way.
ENTP: Lord, help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a few minutes.
ENTJ: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwhatI
ESTJ - There are no pavements on this side of the road, so I ordered them to cross the road in the interest of their own safety.
ISTJ - The chickens crossed the road at exactly 3.30 pm, and took exactly 7 minutes and 45 seconds (measured from when the last chicken's rear feather left the edge of the concrete road).
ISFJ - It was God's will.
ESFJ - Oh poor thing they were going to be knocked down by a car, so I guided them across and even painted a route for them to follow and even stood by to make sure none of them left this designated route!
INTP - Theoretically, we cannot be sure that a chicken did even cross a road. How can we be certain?
INTJ - They probably think the grass is greener on the other side.
ENTJ - Because the chickens were messing up the plans for my highly efficient and productive farm on this side of the road, so I made them cross the road.
ENTP - Imagine if chickens keep crossing the road...this is an example of migration and climate change in action..speaking of which...
ESTP - Imagine if chickens keep crossing the road...free meat for me!
ESFP - Hahahaha oh yeah!
ISTP - Are their feathers stuck in my car's engine? Screw you.
ISFP - What beautiful chickens.
ENFJ - The chickens were fleeing from inhumane slaughterhouses on this side of the road. For the interests of humanity, we must stop these killing fields!
ENFP - Oh we can organize a welcome party for the chickens at the other side. Oh oh oh and we can interview them about their experiences...and oh oh we can....
INFP - The chickens did not feel valued, appreciated, and self-actualized on this side of the road.
INFJ - The chickens must have been feeling lonely, so if crossing the road makes him feel good, then that's all that matters. We must find out the root problem of their loneliness.
2. Different kinds of prayer
ISTJ: Lord, help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 11:41.23 a.m.
ISTP: Lord, help me to consider other people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive.
ESTP: Lord, help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though problems are usually NOT my fault.
ESTJ: Lord, help me to not try to RUN everything. But if you need some help, just ask.
ISFJ: Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me do it EXACTLY right.
ISFP: Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don't mind my asking).
ESFP: Lord, help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and dancing.
ESFJ: Lord, give me patience, and I mean RIGHT NOW.
INFJ: Lord, help me not be a perfectionist. (Did I spell that correctly?)
INFP: Lord, help me to be more morally pure.
ENFP: Lord, help me to keep my mind on one th- Look a bird! -ing at a time.
ENFJ: Lord, help me to do only what I can, trusting you for all the rest. But would you mind putting that in writing?
INTJ: Lord, keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be.
INTP: Lord, help me be less independent, just let me do it my way.
ENTP: Lord, help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a few minutes.
ENTJ: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwhatI
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